Mom! I can eat these blueberries right off the tree!!

Today as we got out of the car to pick blueberries, my kids reminded each other “don’t eat them yet; the stuff they spray on the bugs will make you sick.”

The owner of Irvine Blueberries heard my kids say this, and told them that these were not sprayed, so go ahead and chow down.  They were so excited to eat them “right off the tree”.  We decided to try an organic farm this year, because the skins of blueberries are so thin the pesticides get into the berries, and then into your kids.  Although this farm uses organic practices, they are not yet officially certified organic.

Now, I do not have the patience to hang around and pick enough blueberries for the year, so I order up 10 pounds and let my kids pick some just for fun.  He also told us that Poison Ivy likes to grow around un-sprayed blueberry, um, trees; so be careful.  He gave them buckets, said to put them around their waist. Away they went, into the fields - buckets around their necks.    

Freezing blueberries is really easy; I just put them on cookie sheets lined with Parchment Paper until they’re  frozen solid, then dump them in a bag.  They don’t clump together so you can just scoop out as much as you need when you’re baking later in the year.

I always set a small bag aside and drag them back out during peach season.  I cut fresh peaches into slices and put them together along with sugar.  It’s our Christmas Morning breakfast; a tradition I like to keep alive because my Mom started it and it’s one way she can kind of be “with” us on that day.

And, although I totally should be, I am not paid by anyone to make the following statement:  Use Ziploc.  The double seal kind, not the little plastic zipper thing.  Where cheap bags are present, freezer burn abounds. 

The price was not bad either.  For 10 pounds, it was $35.00.  That’s about $2.25 for a pint of organic, local blueberries.  I’m proud to be raising my kids to be healthy eaters, and know where their food comes from. Even if they don’t know the difference between a bush and a tree. 

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Things I Love Thursday – A Baby Food Festival

TILTBy the time A.P. was 10 months old, he was already way past baby food.  The child was an eating prodigy; a skill that he maintains to this day. 
I fear for adolescence. 
But July of 2004, he went to a Baby Food Festival anyway.  I hadn’t heard a lot about it, but I also didn’t really have any stay at home mom friends yet so the thought of driving over an hour to some festival didn’t seem like a terrible idea. 

Not only was it not a terrible idea, it became a tradition for us.  Gerber Baby Food is headquartered in Fremont, Michigan.  It’s small-town Michigan, which in my opinion is the perfect place for a festival.  Our first year was focused mostly on the Kids Expo, which is a complete bonanza of free stuff and fun games for kids from local agencies and organizations.  There is also a “Rock and Rest” station for breastfeeding and diaper changes, which is really a conference room in the City Hall with the tables moved out, and  rocking chairs moved in.

The second year, A.P. was able to participate in more of the activities, like the petting zoo.  I was REALLY pregnant with Maybelle, so I waddled around as much as I could and hit the Rock and Rest quite a bit.

The third year, getting to sit in a fire truck was the big hit.  It was also the year we ventured down to the carnival rides, although at almost three A.P. was not big enough to ride on anything but a pokey dragon roller coaster.

And so it went.  Maybelle Rocked and Rested for a few years (the child was impossible to wean), and moved onto the petting zoo and eventually the pokey dragon roller coaster. 

Last week was our sixth year of going to the Baby Food Festival. 

Pokey Dragon Roller Coaster

This year the kids were way more into the carnival rides.  The first ride was a helicopter.  Shortly after takeoff, the axle of the whole ride popped, whirred, and smelled funny.  We got off of that right away, against the ride operator’s assurance that he would “fix it quick”.

Broken Helicopter

We walked past the swingy-boat thing, and to the little racetrack.  While we were waiting in line, someone tossed their cookies (or Elephant Ears) and because of the very close proximity of the rides, it landed on Blue Car No. 24. 

We had to wait for the racetrack guy to clean it up. 

I bought a lime shaved ice and tried to pretend it was a margarita.

Scary House. And Carnie.

Of course there was the carousel, the fun slide, bumper cars, and the Scary House which A.P. insisted he was brave enough for; and flew right back out the in-door almost immediately after going through it.

I loved every minute.  Every year I know it will get more expensive, and eventually, impossible to convince my kids to go with me.  But I’m going to enjoy it while it lasts.
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Tunes for Tots

Have you caught any free, live music yet this year?  If you are waiting for some kid tunes – they’re here! Kent District Library presents Tunes for Tots for families with kids 6 and under (phew; we just made it).  Every single one of these is fun, your kids will love it, or your money back.  Guaranteed. I can do that, because they’re FREE.

Here is the lineup:

The Candy Band
Thursday, July 29, 6:30 PM at the Krause Memorial Branch
Friday, July 30, 10:30 AM at the Gaines Township Branch
Friday, July 30, 1:30 PM at the Sand Lake / Nelson Township Branch

Frank Leto
Wednesday, August 4, 10:30 AM at the Wyoming Branch
Wednesday, August 4, 2:00 PM at the Walker Branch
Thursday, August 5, 2:00 PM at the Byron Township Branch 
     (Event held at the Byron Township Hall, 8085 Byron Center Ave.)
Thursday, August 5, 6:30 PM at the Plainfield Township Branch

Jim Gill
Thursday, August 5, 7:00 PM at the Grandville Branch
Friday, August 6, 10:30 AM at the Cascade Township Branch
Friday, August 6, 2:00 PM at the East Grand Rapids Branch 
     (Event held at John Collins Park, 650 Lakeside Dr

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Fun, Frugal Things to Do With Kids In Grand Rapids

Aah.. another week of VBS and Safety Town and I am lovin’ my “mornings off”.  If I had to document my time, though I would have no idea.  All I know is that it’s two hours of quiet.  Throw in an afternoon activity and we have some nice, tired kids by the end of the day.  Our TV viewing has been almost nil, which I love, with the exception of Ruff Ruffman and Wipeout.  PBS must be hitting the Whitecaps Promotions hard during the Ruff-man’s show because my kids ask me to go to a baseball game every day.

We just went a few weeks ago but I am such a fan of minor league sports I am happy to take them again.  There are a few fun things coming up, (like you can read about them directly from the Whitecaps.  If you’re looking for a bargain, check out the list of ticket promotions I wrote earlier this year.

So while you’re not hangin’ with Crash and – what’s the pig’s name? Franky? Yeah. I think. The pig with the lifesaver belt. 

What’s the deal with the pig, anyway?

I’ve changed my list of events around a little.  I am still updating weekly, but to make it easier to find (I hope!) I’ll keep it up on the top of the page, in a tab called “What’s Happening in Grand Rapids?  That way you can refer back to whenever you need to.  Here’s the list! (Can I interest you in Dollar Day at the Zoo?…)

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Top Ten Birthday Freebies

Top Ten {Tuesday} My kids’ birthdays are coming up, and I have worked hard to research the Free Birthday Goodness that comes but once a year.  Per person.  Other exclusions apply.  Must show proof of ID. 

It’s a logistical challenge, but I believe I have narrowed it down to the best of the bunch.  Since A.P. and Maybelle’s birthdays are a mere three days apart, it’s important to time the visits to the restaurants just right so as to fully maximize the free eating bonanza.  Most involve just signing up for the E-Birthday Club, or something along those lines.  Click on the websites for full details.

  1. Brann’s Steak House sends kids a coupon for a free meal, and if adults go on their birthday they will get a coupon for a sizzler on the next visit. This is an important one, because my kids both eat free on one trip, then for my birthday (November), we get a free coupon we use when we go on my husband’s birthday (December).  One more visit in January, and we’re pretty much done until the kids’ birthdays roll around again.
  2. That same evening, head over to Baskin Robbins, where each kid gets a free scoop of ice cream. 
  3. The next day we go to Red RobinAmazing.  Free burger, no strings attached.  Both kids can use the coupons at the same time, and so far we have been able to buy them kids’ meals, then use the free burger coupons for our meals.  This may have something to do with the fact that my cute little neighbor boy (OK, he’s like 23) works there.  I’m not sure.
  4. Then we head over to Culver’s, where we get a free 2 scoop sundae with purchase of another one.  Buy two, get two – we’re all eating frozen custard of our very own.  It’s beautiful. 
  5. The third day, we go to Mongolian BBQ because it has a free stir fry meal.  I am not a fan of this place, I think it’s gross that the food is just sitting out there, getting breathed on and whatnot by everyone shuffling past but A.P. absolutely loves it, and is inspired to be “one of those chefs” every time.  Plus, they give those nice plastic trainer “chompsticks“; as Maybelle says.
  6. In a horrible entree and desert pairing, we then cruise over to Krispy Kreme where the kids get free donuts.  Not like it’s hard to score a free donut there, but still.  It’s nice to know it’s a sure thing.
  7. Noodles & Company has a free small or medium bowl of noodles, but I just take the kids for lunch.  This is the kind of meal my husband sees in the same light as soup for dinner.  It’s a nice side dish, but where’s the main course?
  8. If a movie we want to see is showing at the cheap seats, we go check it out and use Celebration Cinema’s free popcorn on your birthday coupon.  My husband isn’t the biggest fan of kids movies, either.
  9. Perkins, Big Boy, Denny’s, and Bob Evans each have a birthday program with a free kid’s meal if you sign your kids up for their birthday clubs. I lump these all together because I’m kinda ‘meh’ about all of them but if we’re really going to town, we’ll use them.
  10. I think this is my favorite of all of them.  Coldstone.  Oh my delicious.  Oh my expensive.  It’s truly one of the few times we go there every year.

I’d better make sure I have a new toner cartridge; I have some coupons to print…

This post was submitted to Top Ten Tuesday at Oh! Amanda.

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Doing just fine, thanks.

It’s been quite a week here. We started Safety Town, and also went on a High Seas Expedition and visited ancient Rome at Vacation Bible School. We learned that God’s word is life-changing! True! Comforting! Dangerous!

Dangerous? Maybe that one was a little too close to snack time.

We went to the Gerber Baby Food Festival  and had an awesome time that you’ll hear about later this week. 

We met the candidates running for State Office in Kent County and heard their stance on Early Childhood programs at the Great Start Parent Coalition Candidate ForumNot surprisingly, they all claim to support them.  It’s the “how” that I was concerned with, and only a few were able to articulate that part. 

And of course, there was the Pigeon Racing fail, but Summer Reading Program score.

The best thing that happened this week, though, started the last day of A.P.’s school.  He came home with a plastic piggy bank, and being the sweet big brother that he is; had scored an extra one for his little sister.  How wondeful! My kids’ school is teach financial responsibility starting at an early age!

But that wasn’t it.

The stupid piggy banks are for a playground fund. Not new books at the library, or something more school-ish.  They already have a playground. And I will admit that after complaining about it to several different people, I know I am a wierdo about this.  Why shouldn’t my kids be asked to donate to a playground for their own school?  They are young – they’ll enjoy it for years!

I don’t know. 

I reckon I just don’t like people asking my kids for money.  It’s like a science fair project – it has way more to do with the parents than it does with the kids.  The pig was accompanied by about 20 suggestions for them to earn as much money as possible, because the class with the most cash wins! 

I don’t know, OK? It just bugs me.

I want to be the one to teach my kids about spending money.  It doesn’t all go to fun.  Some goes to savings, some to charity.  This pig was hogging up all of the money my kids would earn over the summer. I’ve kept my mouth shut though, knowing that somewhere in this is a learning experience; meanwhile cringing as every quarter they get is fed to the pigs.

Also last week, someone made an unkind observation of  A.P. I am pretty sure of myself in the parenting area (it might be the only area in my life, but still.  It’s good to have one) but it was the kind of remark that made me wonder, “Am I doing this right?”

The next day A.P. and I got into a conversation about making a donation to Kids Food Basket.  The organizers of his Vacation Bible School asked that the kids ask their parents for spare change to help the kids who couldn’t afford food.  He wondered, “What if the people at the church keep the money for themselves?”. 

Well that’s quite a question!

My answer was the same one that was given to me when I asked – although I have to admit I was 36 and not 6 when it finally occurred to me to ask it.  “If you’re asked to give to the hungry, give.  God sees that.  If someone does something with that money that’s not good – God sees that too.” 

What he said next would go in the Parenting Highlights Thus Far Book, if such a thing existed.

“I’m going to take my pig to Kids Food Basket.  Do you know how to get there?”

I sure do, bud.  I know how to get there.  I also know that I am doing a damn good job with you; regardless of what anyone else says.

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Things I Love Thursday – laundry (it’s true…)

TILTOne thing about me is that the longer you know me, the weirder I get. Every so often I will reveal shocking little facts like that I am related to my husband both by marriage and by blood. Or that I like disc golf.  Or that the only TV show I watch is the Bachelor. It’s time for me to peel off another layer and tell you the truth about something I am not always quick to share:

I love laundry.

Now before you get all annoyed with me, let me be clear that I do not love vacuuming, washing windows, dusting, making beds,  cleaning toilets, or being the only person in my house who appears to be capable of washing dishes (although Maybelle is showing some promise in this area).

So that pretty much covers everything in the housekeeping department.

Except laundry.

At one point in my life I seriously considered opening a laundromat. But that would be like a money crazed person wanting to work in a bank. Sure, you’re surrounded by what you love, but it’s someone else’s.  And they might not treat it right.

I took my love to a deeper place.  A greater commitment, if you will.  I participated in Gift of Green’s Clothesline Challenge two years in a row.  But now, I’m ready to go even further.

I’m going to give up bleach.

It pains me greatly to say that, because bleach is big for me.  I am not sure I can do it. My first step (after admitting I have a problem) is to stop bleaching the towels.  Well, the bath towels anyway.  The kitchen towels – that’s going to take some work.  There are an awful lot of germs on the kitchen towels and I’m not sure I can ever stop bleaching our undergarments.  Anyway, that’s too much detail for now.

I can’t ignore the environmental impact anymore.  Up to this point I have justified it by saying that at least I don’t use the dryer, so I have some carbon-footprint space to spare.  But after spending some time in coal-mining country looking at blown-off and listening to the oil “spill” (if that’s what they call a spill, then, Katrina was a light breeze) nightmare, I have to step up.  I don’t want to be part of the next big man-made disaster, if I can help it.

So how am I going break up with bleach and clean my clothes without killing the planet?  Well, first I am trying out an environmentally sound, locally made detergent.  You will absolutely hear more about that.  I am going to invite a friend to teach me (and you) how to make our own detergent.  And I am going to hope that I still love laundry… even if I am not 100% convinced that it is really clean.

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Things To Do!

If you started your summer reading programs last month, you may be almost done with a few.  If not – don’t worry! You can sign up any time and still participate. Want to see what my kids have earned so far?
 
There is a Lowes Build and Grow clinic on Saturday the 24th.  Your kids can build a UFO.  I don’t know why, but I think this is absolutely hilarious.
 
Here’s what else is happening around town! Library programs are italicized.
 
July 19-24 Berlin Fair, Marne
July 21-24 National Baby Food Festival, Freemont (worth the drive!)
July 22Magic Show at Kent District Library:  10:00 AM Kentwood Branch and 6:30 PM Plainfield Branch.
July 222:30 PM Parkapalooza:  Splish Splash Water Party at East Grand Rapids Branch of the Kent District Library.
July 227:00 PM Splish Splash Water Fun Night. Grandville Branch of Kent District Library.
July 24 12:00 – 5:00 PM Open House and Ice Cream Social! Blandford Nature Center. Come out and see all the Pioneer Buildings open. Take a peek into history and learn about pioneer life from the interpreters inside the log cabin and blacksmith shop. Free admission and free ice cream cones available in the school house.
July 2610:30 AM Comstock Park Branch Pirates Ahoy! program including stories, games, and crafts.
July 262:00 PM Wazobia – African Rhythms. Rockford Branch of Kent District Library.
July 2710:00 AM Wazobia – African Rhythms. Kentwood Branch of Kent District Library.
July 27 10:00 and 11:15 AM Behold the Bold Umbrella Plant, Grand Rapids Symphony Lollipops Concert, Sunshine Church. $5.00.
July 27 1:30 PM Family Movie at Cascade Branch of Kent District Library.
July 27 6:30 PM Pet Show at Wyoming Branch of Kent District Library. 
July 276:30 PM Wazobia – African Rhythms.  Lowell Branch of Kent District Library.
July 286:30 PM Wazobia – African Rhythms.  Alpine Branch of Kent District Library.
July 29 1:30 PM Wildlife Safari Alto Branch of Kent District Library.
July 292:00 PM Surfari Juggling show Caledonia Branch of Kent District Library.
July 297:00 PM Pet Show Grandville Branch of Kent District Library.
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Top Ten Swag Items from Summer Reading Programs

Yesterday there was supposed to be some racing pigeons at the kids’ school.  I was not entirely clear about the tie-in, but somehow it was part of a summer reading program with the school library.  By the time we got there, the pigeons were pooped and packing up, even though we arrived an hour before it was supposed to end.  My kids were disappointed, and I was too.  I really didn’t even understand if they ran, or flew, or what.

To distract them, I decided to take in their library reading logs and hoped there was something compelling enough to make forget all about the racing pigeons.  We had already cashed in our free Barnes & Noble Book and gotten the first $5.oo gift card from Schulers, but the library programs are the real bonanza.  This year was no different.  Here are the top 10 things my kids had in their prize packs.  They got all jumbled together, so I don’t know what came from Kent District Library and what was from Grand Rapids Public Library.

  1. Grand Rapids Griffins Tickets – from each library system so both kids got a total of four tickets.  With the Put A Lid on it Program and the Grand Cycling Classic Kids Race, we are up to 16 tickets already.  We are hockey fanatics – so this is awesome!
  2. Whitecaps Tickets - again from each library system so each kid got two tickets to see our Minor League baseball team play.
  3. Free kids meals from Qdoba (already used those babies today!)
  4. Free kids meals from Chipotle.
  5. Free kids meals from Texas Roadhouse.  Yee haw! Love it when they dance.
  6. Free kids meals from Bob Evans.
  7. Free Personal Pan Pizza from Pizza Hut - from each library so both kids have two. 
  8. A free pound of cookie dough from Papa Murphys.
  9. Free haircuts from Sports Clips.  I’m pretty sure Maybelle will refuse to get her hair cut in a “boy” place, but A.P.’s hair grows really fast so I’ll just use both coupons on him.
  10. $4.00 gift certificate from a cute little bookstore, Pooh’s Corner.

I love how generous these companies are, and since we have gone on two toad trips this summer having a few freebies will help the vacation-damaged budget.  The only bad part is that it’s making me realize this summer is already half over :(

Submitted to Top Ten Tuesday at Oh Amanda.

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